TIME

Single At Age 35 And You Still Ask Guys
"Where did You Get My Number?"
Aah Grandma You Are Very Stubborn!!

WORK HARD

Work Very Hard So That Your Kids Won't Have To Type Amen On Social Media For Blessings!!

MARRY HER

If She Can Work Beside 7 Cars Without Checking Herself Out In The Mirror My Brother
MARRY HER.

SWIM

90% Of Africans Can't Swim.They Just Walk Around The Pool Like Invigilators.

ACCOUNT NUMBER

I'm Just So Happy Today, I Mean So So Happy. Someone Should Send Me His Or Her Account Number Let Me Delete It.

MONEY

Money Doesn't Change people. It Unlocks The Character That Was Jailed By Poverty

FLAT TUMMY

When you see me with Big Tummy, please don't Complain. Just know I tried my best to keep a Flat Tummy but the Battle is for the Lord