TIME

Single At Age 35 And You Still Ask Guys
"Where did You Get My Number?"
Aah Grandma You Are Very Stubborn!!

WORK HARD

Work Very Hard So That Your Kids Won't Have To Type Amen On Social Media For Blessings!!

MARRY HER

If She Can Work Beside 7 Cars Without Checking Herself Out In The Mirror My Brother
MARRY HER.

SWIM

90% Of Africans Can't Swim.They Just Walk Around The Pool Like Invigilators.

ACCOUNT NUMBER

I'm Just So Happy Today, I Mean So So Happy. Someone Should Send Me His Or Her Account Number Let Me Delete It.

MONEY

Money Doesn't Change people. It Unlocks The Character That Was Jailed By Poverty

FLAT TUMMY

When you see me with Big Tummy, please don't Complain. Just know I tried my best to keep a Flat Tummy but the Battle is for the Lord

TAG

How can you upload a picture & tag 100 people
Is It a Crusade?

MEAT IN THE SOUP

Bcuz Your Mum Counted The Meat In The Soup You Are Now Using Your Teeth To Slimfit It.
Oga Fashion Designer Well Done ooo

INSULTS

Do You Realize That When You're Madly In Love, Even Insults Sounds Like Birthday Wishes.

A BLEACHED GIRL

Dating A Bleached Girl Is Not A Problem, The Problem Is When She Gets Pregnant And You're Expecting A Cute Baby Like Neymar.

Then Boom Pogba

DON'T PLAY WITH A WOMAN

Never mess with a Woman She is the only human being that met the devil face to face and till today, no one knows what they discussed apart from the Apple 🍎 story.

BURIAL GUY...

Girls Are So Evil. You will Meet Her At A Burial And You Will Give Her Your Mobile Number And She Will Save It As
"BURIAL GUY"